https://distresssignalcomedy.com/our-story daily 0.75 2020-06-06 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/t/5d89c25894aed72bff9af32c/1580014378274/_DSC6611.jpg Our Story https://distresssignalcomedy.com/home-1 daily 1.0 2021-01-10 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2b9b1056bed40166c2d211/5e2ba18e4ec94f0fb1b97bcb/1591227569220/DS+Review11.jpeg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2b9b1056bed40166c2d211/5e2ba187269d3212b9de31e1/1591227569216/DS+Review10.jpeg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2b9b1056bed40166c2d211/5e2ba15b269d3212b9de2aa9/1591227569213/DS+Review5.jpeg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2b9b1056bed40166c2d211/5e2b9feb1129d962cb996a7b/1591227569209/DS+Review9.jpeg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2b9b1056bed40166c2d211/5e2b9febe12f81777bd11284/1591227569205/DS+Review8.jpeg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2b9b1056bed40166c2d211/5e2b9fea73a1536c466d578d/1591227568876/DS+Review7.jpeg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2b9b1056bed40166c2d211/5e2b9feae12f81777bd11258/1591227568873/DS+Review6.jpeg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2b9b1056bed40166c2d211/5e2b9d30f7f05b06ccd1c800/1591227568869/DS+Review4.jpeg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2b9b1056bed40166c2d211/5e2b9d305172fd540f7667c7/1591227568865/DS+Review3.jpeg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2b9b1056bed40166c2d211/5e2b9c407365c400b3f4c610/1591227568861/DS+Review2.jpeg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2b9b1056bed40166c2d211/5e2b9c4073a1536c466cd236/1591227568856/DS+Review1.jpeg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/t/5e2dbde9aba95a403ea02ca2/1591228751847/Karl+Marx.jpg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/t/5e2b8c15e12f81777bcddf87/1591228751843/_DSC6180.jpg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/t/5e2dba37a532c0516fd504f1/1591227568851/Reviews+Photo.jpg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/t/5e2dc25e3ea0ef64f08b8fbb/1580057186509/_DSC6227.jpg Home https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/t/5e2dc2bd26c250362288eae2/1580057281241/DSC_0249.jpg Home https://distresssignalcomedy.com/new-gallery daily 0.75 2020-01-26 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/t/5e2dc9e6952ae10817bff92f/1580058772905/ Past Shows - The Sacred Pigeon In the year 1517, Martin Luther produced his 95 Theses and rocked the Christian world. 500 (+2) years later, it’s time for the long-awaited sequel. But now all religion needs a shaking up. Distress Signal presents a candid and hilarious commentary on spirituality in The Sacred Pigeon. Absurd, thoughtful, and savage - monks better run for the hills. January 31 - February 2, 2019 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2dc4ca26c2503622893e55/5e2dc4e126c250362289419e/1580058772905/_DSC6377.jpg Past Shows - The Sacred Pigeon In the year 1517, Martin Luther produced his 95 Theses and rocked the Christian world. 500 (+2) years later, it’s time for the long-awaited sequel. But now all religion needs a shaking up. Distress Signal presents a candid and hilarious commentary on spirituality in The Sacred Pigeon. Absurd, thoughtful, and savage - monks better run for the hills. January 31 - February 2, 2019 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2dc4ca26c2503622893e55/5e2dc4ee3ea0ef64f08bf909/1580059096476/DSC_0102.jpg Past Shows - Future Sex, Cyborgs, & Science The world of tomorrow is becoming reality quicker than we expect. Yet, with so much promise comes equal concern. How will we develop as a species? What common happenings will become replaced? How hilariously awful can we become? The future is full of imagination and Future Sex, Cyborgs, & Science will be packed with it. June 29 & 30, 2018 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5e2dc4ca26c2503622893e55/5e2dc50aaba95a403ea145bb/1580059110128/OurMortalCoil_DigitalPoster.png Past Shows - Our Mortal Coil Is death really as natural as we believe? Well, certainly not when we’ve had our say. Our mortal coil comes in many shapes and sizes and it is our pleasure to present an exhibit of the most unexpected. February 2, 2018 https://distresssignalcomedy.com/news-headlines daily 0.75 2020-06-04 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/t/5ed88e2b87fcb309f686b888/1591250475456/ News Headlines - Volume of COVID infections in BC further proof that Vancouver apartments are mostly empty. Another day goes by where Dr. Bonnie Henry thanks Christ that BC’s most populous city is basically deserted - allowing her to continue announcing sensationally low Covid numbers every day. It has long been speculated that Vancouver’s housing crisis is as a result of the number of empty, foreign-owned apartments investors have accumulated in the city at the detriment of those who seek to call Vancouver home. Even though some critics dismiss the idea as cum hoc ergo propter hoc it seems clear that a city made up of the rich, outdoorists, and fitness-enthusiasts should have a much higher rate of infection. While Dr. Henry continues to provide critical expertise about the threats and opportunities of reopening the province, insiders say that she is laughing about how easy it has been to become a beloved public icon in BC. “You just stand in front of a camera every day, announce a few small numbers and then talk common sense for a few minutes. It’s like taking 5th grade as a 7th grader.” In an off camera recording, Dr. Henry can be further heard discussing her good fortune: “Think about how fitness-obsessed wackos are in Vancouver. If anyone actually lived in the city we would look like Sierra Leone in Ebola season.” While Vancouverites have many reasons to gripe about the affordability and availability crisis they may be counting themselves lucky at this moment in time since their chance of Covid-infection is uncharacteristically low when compared to other provinces in Canada and countries around the world. Once Covid is behind us, however, it remains to be seen how this province of mountain-climbers, online shoppers, and impoverished students will react to the continuing housing crisis. https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5d85b58abc21e20b6888808a/5ed839a435787f08c589cd0c/5ed839b9cf575926f3552515/1591250475456/Vancouver.jpg News Headlines - Volume of COVID infections in BC further proof that Vancouver apartments are mostly empty. Another day goes by where Dr. Bonnie Henry thanks Christ that BC’s most populous city is basically deserted - allowing her to continue announcing sensationally low Covid numbers every day. It has long been speculated that Vancouver’s housing crisis is as a result of the number of empty, foreign-owned apartments investors have accumulated in the city at the detriment of those who seek to call Vancouver home. Even though some critics dismiss the idea as cum hoc ergo propter hoc it seems clear that a city made up of the rich, outdoorists, and fitness-enthusiasts should have a much higher rate of infection. While Dr. Henry continues to provide critical expertise about the threats and opportunities of reopening the province, insiders say that she is laughing about how easy it has been to become a beloved public icon in BC. “You just stand in front of a camera every day, announce a few small numbers and then talk common sense for a few minutes. It’s like taking 5th grade as a 7th grader.” In an off camera recording, Dr. Henry can be further heard discussing her good fortune: “Think about how fitness-obsessed wackos are in Vancouver. If anyone actually lived in the city we would look like Sierra Leone in Ebola season.” While Vancouverites have many reasons to gripe about the affordability and availability crisis they may be counting themselves lucky at this moment in time since their chance of Covid-infection is uncharacteristically low when compared to other provinces in Canada and countries around the world. Once Covid is behind us, however, it remains to be seen how this province of mountain-climbers, online shoppers, and impoverished students will react to the continuing housing crisis.